CSB Thread: Mud Getting Desperate At End Of Threads Life

[GolNat]

The nurse doesn't the wife does when you are home. I had to provide samples on 3 consecutive days starting on the third day to prove it was successful. All swimmers drowned.

I had to jizz in a cup at the IVF center which was not as bad as I thought it would be. Lotion, porn and a CD player for smooth jams. I came back good turned out is was the Mrs that had endometriosis.

 

[Acadia18]

I had to jizz in a cup at the IVF center which was not as bad as I thought it would be. Lotion, porn and a CD player for smooth jams. I came back good turned out is was the Mrs that had endometriosis.

I can hear Careless Whispers playing from here...

 

[Corprin]

The nurse doesn't the wife does when you are home. I had to provide samples on 3 consecutive days starting on the third day to prove it was successful. All swimmers drowned.

The standard now is a sample after 10 shots and 20 days. I made sure to surpass that standard.

best call of my life. “We have the results of your count, there was no viable sperm in your sample. you are 100% sterile.”

 

[GTIfan99]

I continue to have issues with it from time to time. It's not a deal-breaker, but it is a reminder that something "happened"...

I can still feel the titanium clips. I guess you could say, I've got titanium balls....

 

[GTIfan99]

It won't hurt getting the snip but you definitely can feel it. And if they use the little metal hemoclips (sp) you can feel those forever. Maybe they're using something else now. And then the semi fun part of being jerked off into a little container to test for live ones.

They're titanium, so they won't corrode or break down.

And uh, Jim, they usually have you do that yourself, the nurse isn't supposed to wankel you off.

 

[jimlloyd40]

They're titanium, so they won't corrode or break down.

And uh, Jim, they usually have you do that yourself, the nurse isn't supposed to wankel you off.

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The nurse didn't. My wife did starting on the third day after for 3 straight days.

 

[GTIfan99]

The nurse didn't. My wife did starting on the third day after for 3 straight days.

Sorry, Lloyd rule violation.

 

[jimlloyd40]

Sorry, Lloyd rule violation.

It's the truth.

 

[jay745]

Wait the nurses jerk you off after the procedure? Brb booking appointment

 

[MonkeyMD]

I think they have to get a preop sample to make sure you need it.

 

[GTIfan99]

It's the truth.

It is. But not as funny.

 

[brat_burner]

So much opportunity for thread titles right now...

 

[oddspyke]

So much opportunity for thread titles right now...

I'd go with "Jay to remove balls for weight savings and hand jobs"

 

[Acadia18]

Wait the nurses jerk you off after the procedure? Brb booking appointment

 

[jay745]

So much opportunity for thread titles right now...

@Strange Mud the village people are calling for you to be banned if you don't start acting right