Recent content by abalinka

There is only one solution:

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True. His spirit still lingers, marking up Apple products when nobody's looking.

So Steve Jobs is on-par with a border collie wearing a turtleneck.

Which is great and all, but since you're so enlightened now and have opened your third eye (not to be confused with your brown eye), one of the biggest lessons in meditation is quieting the ego. You are doing the polar opposite of that right now. Also Steve Jobs died very young because he...

For our astronaut:

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Baggies? You mean old plastic grocery bags?

brb getting handcuffed after asserting my superiority of the law. Will get to see judge sooner than expected.

brb doing donuts

You'll be doing the ol' clean and jerk in no time.

Haha, most of the people at my gym are very in shape, but the guys using weight belts as corsets are just so much more entertaining.

Herro! :laugh::laugh: My friend and I call them the corner creepers. Caught one the other day staring at all of the girls while pretending to work out on a machine that said OUT OF ORDER. And we get to oogle all of the middle aged overweight men walking around in weight belts so they can...

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Stop being dumb. Don't send the letter. I can't believe this shit is still going on, to be honest. Also, my ex did something similar after he broke up with me. My coworker and I defaced the shit out of the little letter that showed up with the flowers. She doesn't want you back. Deal...