Scott A. Cohen - Survived by his loving parents and brother, Scott A. Cohen will be remembered as an awkward and somewhat creepy Jew. Scott enjoyed reading, film, live music, flying, travel and booze...Scott was also greatly amused by farts and was often heard to say 'Who Farted?' He loved to laugh at himself as well as others. He had an obsession with balls and died doing what he loved, getting raped by smelly vegan women. Scott was often confused for a pedophile as well as a terrorist in addition to being known as the "shittiest lawyer" in Chicago.Scott leaves behind nothing as his long time girlfriend/fiance of 12 years left him earlier this year and took all of his belongings and forcing him to sell his dream home. His 2011 Candy White GTI will be donated to the Michael Kulka Foundation for Recovering PCP Addicts as a loaner vehicle for the patients. Mechanical over revs will be encouraged.In lieu of flowers we ask that all donations are made to the Scott Cohen Foundation which will go to support sustainable farming throughout the city of Chicago. Viewing and funeral will be held Tuesday 8/14 at 7:30pm at the Buffalo Wild Wings in Schaumburg IL. Following the ceremonies mourners will be allowed to purchase a one time use ticket to urinate on Scott's grave. Tickets will be $5 and all proceeds will go to the Michael Kulka Foundation for Recovering PCP Addicts
