The amount of BMW owners on here is TOO DAMN HIGH! #19

[Jaxper]

about what JP?

My date tomorrow. I'm excited and nervous for it at the same time.

 

[balius]

about what JP?

His hot date tomorrow.

 

[abalinka]

Ok. SAWCE wants to have sex with me, so if I do it would really be with you since he is you right now.

We are having sex soon.


(I channeled my inner Seaver for that one, how'd I do?)

It was close to a Seaver. Definitely enough levels of Malkoviching to be a worthy post, but not enough of Dustin's Crying Game.


I love that we both changed to Beavis avatars at the same time.

 

[formul8]

My date tomorrow. I'm excited and nervous for it at the same time.

Drink heavily right before the date. That should help.

 

[Jaxper]

His hot date tomorrow.

This'th.

in4picsofsaidhotnursel

I have a date with a hot nurse tomorrow. #winning

Quoted for reference!

 

[balius]

Drink heavily right before the date. That should help.

Also take some cialis. Winning combination.

 

[formul8]

Also take some cialis. Winning combination.

Prevent whiskey dick before it happens.

 

[mk6medic]

4/10. Would read again, because it was not perverted enough to make me not want to read it again.

Gotcha. I will work on the Seaver method.

Holy balls this song and video are horrid. This would be a great torture method.

:laugh:

Someone get the military on the phone. I could not handle 10 mins of this. Formul8 is right.

My date tomorrow. I'm excited and nervous for it at the same time.

Why nervous? Just be yourself. If that is not enough for her, then she is not the one for you.

It was close to a Seaver. Definitely enough levels of Malkoviching to be a worthy post, but not enough of Dustin's Crying Game.


I love that we both changed to Beavis avatars at the same time.

More crying game. Got it.

BOOIOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!!!!

 

[Jaxper]

Drink heavily right before the date. That should help.

Might not be the best idea prior to going hiking.

Also take some cialis. Winning combination.

This, though, I'll keep in mind. :thumbsup:

 

[mk6medic]

Also take some cialis. Winning combination.

Oh good Cialis. So he can be ready whenever the mood strikes.

 

[punchagoat]

My pussy bleeds in anger. NEEK is a bigger bitch than I am.

 

[Jaxper]

Why nervous? Just be yourself. If that is not enough for her, then she is not the one for you.

That's not what I'm nervous about. To be honest, I'm not even sure why I'm nervous. I'll have no issues being myself and having a good time. But the nerves are here for some reason. :iono:

 

[Bender1]

My date tomorrow. I'm excited and nervous for it at the same time.

His hot date tomorrow.

Man i am so out of it. I will OT hard the next two days as I am off from work with nothing to do.

 

[balius]

Can someone buy me this?

 

[balius]

That's not what I'm nervous about. To be honest, I'm not even sure why I'm nervous. I'll have no issues being myself and having a good time. But the nerves are here for some reason. :iono:

It means she's the one. Propose to her on your date.