Zillon
Go Kart Champion
I was expecting the definition of dumpdown to be something messy that I didn't want to see.
I think that would be a splash landing.
I was expecting the definition of dumpdown to be something messy that I didn't want to see.
So what many of you are saying is, if I have a successful dump on Sunday, then immediately go on a cheese eating binge which binds me up for the next 6 days, but I don't attempt a sit-down for those 6 days, but them have a pancake and coffee breakfast the following Sunday resulting in an assplosion, then my streak would continue, as long as I didn't attempt a dump during those 5 days of constipation? That's what you're saying? It just doesn't seem right...
I challenge you to eat enough cheese that binds you up for six days.
My. Constipation record is 11 days, though not from od'ing from cheese.
I'm calling you a doctor.
So what many of you are saying is, if I have a successful dump on Sunday, then immediately go on a cheese eating binge which binds me up for the next 6 days, but I don't attempt a sit-down for those 6 days, but them have a pancake and coffee breakfast the following Sunday resulting in an assplosion, then my streak would continue, as long as I didn't attempt a dump during those 5 days of constipation? That's what you're saying? It just doesn't seem right...
No, it's the opposite.
Dumpdown=poop-letdown
Thanks for the clarification.
I was thinking a dumpdown was something akin to a touchdown, but with poop.
^^LOLOL. I think I like your definition better!
In that case, I've never had a dumpdown. If nothing is going to come out, why sit there and strain? Can people really not tell if anything is going to move or not?
I was expecting the definition of dumpdown to be something messy that I didn't want to see.
I think that would be a splash landing.
My. Constipation record is 11 days, though not from od'ing from cheese.
In my opinion a dumpdown is any poop that isn't satisfactory.
In that case, I've never had a dumpdown. If nothing is going to come out, why sit there and strain? Can people really not tell if anything is going to move or not?
That is correct^.
Lack of attempts does not equal dumpdown, thus the streak continues regardless the number of days. Further, if you were to poop 4x in one day and all were successful, it would be the same thing. It is per number of attempts, not per diem.
I thought we were counting successful days, not successful attempts. Was NEEKS record based on days or attempts? Because he had many multiple days, and I had a few, too.
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No one said anything about continuing to sit.. it is solely based on a lack of poop and/or lack of satisfactory/ease/egress, etc. Please re-read the bylaws posted on the interwebz.
^ :clap:
I've been peeing out my butthole since about Friday night. Good times....
Do we need a constipation thread?
correct^
OT hath spoken.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
I went 25 days straight and pewped a total of 29 times during those days.
New streak has commenced. I am currently 4/4.