Is FAP'S poop winning streak over?

[Soflogtimk6]

I'm not sure how I missed this but I poop everyday between the hours of 9am and 11am. If that doesn't happen it comes between 9pm and 11pm. If you guys are going for the record you've got at least another 10k days to go.

oh dang

 

[Gunkata]

I'm not sure how I missed this but I poop everyday between the hours of 9am and 11am. If that doesn't happen it comes between 9pm and 11pm. If you guys are going for the record you've got at least another 10k days to go.

again, please re-read the bung bylaws.

It is not based on daily excrement, but based on % of successful bowel releases for each attempt, thus not resulting in a dumpdown.

I know this is not simple for everyone, so please bear with us.

oh dang

pls re-tract your "oh dang" until further confirmation is given.

 

[JhnR]

shit man, is that normal?

Sure. Does it say somewhere in the owners manual i have to shit daily? :laugh: - still healthy fitted, and eat a lot..

 

[WAP]

Either way, you still have beat me. I still take my pants down in your honor.

I am honored by this.

I'm not sure how I missed this but I poop everyday between the hours of 9am and 11am. If that doesn't happen it comes between 9pm and 11pm. If you guys are going for the record you've got at least another 10k days to go.

Seems to me that you win by a landslide but early poll results would disagree.

 

[WAP]

again, please re-read the bung bylaws.

It is not based on daily excrement, but based on % of successful bowel releases for each attempt, thus not resulting in a dumpdown.

I know this is not simple for everyone, so please bear with us.



pls re-tract your "oh dang" until further confirmation is given.

If this is the case then I can add at least 2 weeks to my record, and NEEK can add several days, too. I'm going to consult a calendar and submit my updated total.

 

[STING]

After many beers and a Curry (and maybe some codeine) I could shit through a McD's straw!
If I have a windage issue i can pebble dash (stucco)the bowl like a pro!
If my memory serves me right I've been doing this every day for 25yrs!
When I worked in the shipyard many yrs ago the shitter was a horizontal pole that you hung your ass over! Below your dangling rectum was a trough full of flowing water (right to left) RHD When the fat dude up wind dropped a 12" brown trout it shot past under your feet at 5 knots! PS.. no stalls! you knew who the turd belonged to as the newspaper was handed down the line

 

[09vdubgti]

Sure. Does it say somewhere in the owners manual i have to shit daily? :laugh: - still healthy fitted, and eat a lot..

I read that with normal and healthy bowels, one should have to use the bathroom not long after they eat.

source: internet

 

[Soflogtimk6]

again, please re-read the bung bylaws.

It is not based on daily excrement, but based on % of successful bowel releases for each attempt, thus not resulting in a dumpdown.

I know this is not simple for everyone, so please bear with us.



pls re-tract your "oh dang" until further confirmation is given.

Re-tracted sir

 

[Do Work Son]

It has to be consecutive trips to the bathroom where ass-to-seat contact is made. If anyone can go 24 hours without pooping and you're actually eating at least 1500 calories of solid food per day then you need to see a doctor.*

*This medical advice brought to you by a guy on the Internet who is in no way a medical professional.

 

[WAP]

So what many of you are saying is, if I have a successful dump on Sunday, then immediately go on a cheese eating binge which binds me up for the next 6 days, but I don't attempt a sit-down for those 6 days, but them have a pancake and coffee breakfast the following Sunday resulting in an assplosion, then my streak would continue, as long as I didn't attempt a dump during those 5 days of constipation? That's what you're saying? It just doesn't seem right...

 

[Zillon]

I never had the need to define 'dumpdown.'

Is a successful poop not a dumpdown?

 

[WAP]

I never had the need to define 'dumpdown.'

Is a successful poop not a dumpdown?

No, it's the opposite.

Dumpdown=poop-letdown

 

[Zillon]

No, it's the opposite.

Dumpdown=poop-letdown

Thanks for the clarification.

I was thinking a dumpdown was something akin to a touchdown, but with poop.

 

[WAP]

^^LOLOL. I think I like your definition better!

 

[troyguitar]

In that case, I've never had a dumpdown. If nothing is going to come out, why sit there and strain? Can people really not tell if anything is going to move or not?

I was expecting the definition of dumpdown to be something messy that I didn't want to see.