LightningRhod
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4 times today...........and its only 2:30pm
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Dumptrolling Diaries: Tales of 'splosions and Dumpdowns
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LightningRhod
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Tell you the truth, its normal for me.
Fast metabolism + 5-6 small meals a day = more frequent pewps
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LightningRhod
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5 and counting............
Do Work Son
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Just finished.
LightningRhod
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I count 6 so far today.....
mk6medic
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How is this not diarrhea?
LightningRhod
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LOL.
1) Poop right when I wake up.
2) Brush teeth, have to poop again before I jump into shower (I don't know why so soon).
3) Eat an apple on the way to work and I guess the fiber in it clears my digestive system. Poop when I get to work.
4) I usually buy a footlong Subway sandwich for lunch, but only eat half.....then poop.
5) 3 hours later I eat the other half.....then poop again haha.
6) Eat another meal towards the end of the day. Usually another poop right before I leave for work.
....I feel kind of weird revealing this to you on the interwebz hahaha.
v-dug
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Rod (with a picture of a dog), you're like my dog. As soon as he eats he's gotta poop. No joke. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
CSB:
Son: "Dad, can I feed the dog?"
Me: "Yes son, but you HAVE to take him out immediately afterward or he'll poop in the kitchen." And I go back to sleep.
.....30 minutes later
Son: "DAD, GOLLY POOPED IN THE KITCHEN!!!"
So just like my dog...you'll poop in the kitchen if you're not near a toilet?
CSB:
Son: "Dad, can I feed the dog?"
Me: "Yes son, but you HAVE to take him out immediately afterward or he'll poop in the kitchen." And I go back to sleep.
.....30 minutes later
Son: "DAD, GOLLY POOPED IN THE KITCHEN!!!"
So just like my dog...you'll poop in the kitchen if you're not near a toilet?
