Dumptrolling Diaries: Tales of 'splosions and Dumpdowns

[jay745]

skipped the morning gathering today. ate portillos for lunch, its about to be an emergency up in here.

 

[BoostedVW11]

skipped the morning gathering today. ate portillos for lunch, its about to be an emergency up in here.

 

[trev1342]

32oz of iced coffee consumed. Shits are inevitable...

 

[barnes93cb]

Took a good one earlier. Had some stank. Much wiping required. Farts still smell. Im sure ive got another brewing.

 

[Do Work Son]

All quiet on the Western Front.

 

[D Griff]

So I just peed out my butt... I wonder what caused it...

Yesterday:
Ham, egg and cheese bagel at Einstein
Salad with black beans, double chicken, gauc, salse and corn at Chipotgay
Spicy salkmon roll, sashimi salad, ahi tuna at a local sushi place

Today:
Two egg McMuffins and an iced coffe with just milk, no sugar
Jimmy John's sandwich with turkey and roast beef (double meat) and some veggies
11 ounce sirloin with grilled asparagus and a strawberry, pecan mixed greens salad at Longhorn

Evidently that all equals a massive, liquid-y poop.

 

[Do Work Son]

Could've been some bad sushi.

 

[D Griff]

Could've been some bad sushi.

Perhaps, this pewp was over 24 hours after that though. It also tasted pretty good, the place was very highly rated and it was busy inside so things should theoretically be fresh.

That does seem most likely though. Some would say Chipotle, but I eat there about twice a week and don't normally have issues.

 

[Do Work Son]

I have liquid shits from Chipotle occasionally.

 

[D Griff]

I have liquid shits from Chipotle occasionally.

I'll probably be eating it tomorrow again... so hopefully that wasn't it.

 

[trev1342]

Chipotle shits are downright brutal

 

[rawbdog]

Chipotle shits are downright brutal

They are. I had one today. I really enjoy my pre workout shits after the gym.

 

[trev1342]

They are. I had one today. I really enjoy my pre workout shits after the gym.

I should get Chipotle in the near future... I couldn't imagine holding that through a workout

 

[D Griff]

They are. I had one today. I really enjoy my pre workout shits after the gym.

Pre workout defintiely causes assplosions. I haven't indulged in pre workout in quite some time though.

I should get Chipotle in the near future... I couldn't imagine holding that through a workout

It normally does nothing negative to my shits. I mean it's really just some veggies, black beans, chicken and cheese when I get it, pretty basic food really.

 

[Do Work Son]

I'm supposed to get Chipotle and then go do laser tag Saturday - I'm scared.