Official GolfMK6 Haiku Thread

[Irishbri]

Oh Pee don't like my
Pulp fiction moniker choice
Me love Son long time....

 

[UNFOGIVABLE]

OH ME SO HORNY
OH OH OH ME SO HORNY
ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME

 

[Irishbri]

Dat Son too boku
To come back to do haiku
We sooo horny, you....

 

[shdwblugti]

Today is Friday
Feel like eating some pizza
Feed me i'm hungry

 

[TSI_Guy]

Friday is awesome
Too bad work is so boring
Such boredom, much sleep

 

[Irishbri]

Gas company says
F U Tony da tiger
Prob zero in cube

 

[Dr Dad]

My day has gone quick
It's almost time for eating
Guys I'm so hungry

 

[Irishbri]

Cause zero in cube
And Home with bronchitis
I got time fo dat

 

[WAP]

Just 1 week to go
Before FAP's next vacation
Dat cruise ship lyfe, doe

 

[Irishbri]

Crizz Ballgag Bryce gag
dont care what we call dat ding
Douchebag works fo me

 

[Irishbri]

FAP to sail high sea
Undulating waves, so much
Docking will ensue

 

[shdwblugti]

FAP to sail high sea
Undulating waves, so much Docking will ensue

What the fuck is this
Did you forget poetry?
Thought you could haiku

 

[Irishbri]

Apologies blue
dink i have shown can haiku
Tapatalk suks balls

 

[WAP]

Boys, boys chill out, please
You both can Haiku with ease
Harmony, for me

 

[shdwblugti]

Alright papa Fap
I will chill out for right now
Where is Do Work Son