Official GolfMK6 Haiku Thread

WAP · Feb 17, 2015

Trev can't do grammar
Can't count to 5 and 7
Dat prep school learning

trev1342 · Feb 17, 2015

Grasp one pigtail firm
Her head pulled hard to one side
She bit on her lip

Haven't done this haiku shit since like 4th grade :lol:

trev1342 · Feb 17, 2015

Bacon eggs and toast
The breakfast of champions
While being sucked on

Dr Dad · Feb 18, 2015

The S2K guy
Won't stop talking about them
please make it stop meow

TSI_Guy · Feb 18, 2015

I love S2ks
He is an idiot, doe
I really want one

Sent from deez balls

Stadpad · Feb 19, 2015

[emoji8]

Tapatalk wrote this

WAP · Feb 19, 2015

Greg why you crying?
Express it in a Haiku
So we all can know

WAP · Feb 19, 2015

Or are you happy?
Can't tell from that emoji
Fap's eyes are ancient

Dr Dad · Feb 19, 2015

It's a kissy face
So I don't think there are tears
He is prolly just bored

shdwblugti · Feb 19, 2015

Greg, learn to haiku
Even the young trev can do
Please don't start a coup

BP11 · Feb 19, 2015

I enjoy dis thread
Read thru all seven pages
Would defs read again

Irishbri · Feb 19, 2015

sick as a dog yo
ever since da ball-gag riff
dat fuk is gypsy

UNFOGIVABLE · Feb 19, 2015

What the hell is this
This thread is making me sick
I hate poetry

UNFOGIVABLE · Feb 19, 2015

Did I break the thread?
Why is no one answering?
Which tune should I get?

TSI_Guy · Feb 19, 2015

UNFORGIVABLE said:
Did I break the thread?
Why is no one answering?
Which tune should I get?

Sell the GTI
Try to find an S2K
They pull the bitches