uglybastard
Autocross Champion
I was at my old job one day and this guy came in and asked if the GTI was mine..
and i was like "yeah....? Why?"
and he said "oh do you live in (Insert name of town 15 minutes north of us)" and i went "No?..."
Him "Oh well have you been up there recently?"
Me: "No? Why?"
Him "Are you sure you haven't been up there in (insert neighborhood section)?"
(So now im like WTF is this guy getting at and he is looking at me all sketchy so im like am i going to have to throw hands with some random dude)
Me: "Nope i dont go up to (town name here) i live in (insert rough hood area near where i actually live)"
Him: "Oh are you sure? cause theres a car that look just like yours and speed through my neighborhood every day."
Me: "Yep im sure that not me, i havent been to (town name) in like 3 years(to fuck your mom is what i said in my head)."
~awkward pause/silence while another customer is now watching this exchange going on.
Him: "well it really looks like your car"
ME: " well i have a white hatchback im sure its a fairly common style and color of car..."
He then goes on like a 2 minute rant about people speeding through neighborhood and shit all while looking at my like he doesn't believe me about that not being me.
So other customer is staring at him now like "DA fuck are you on dude?"
Pretty much this style stare
and i have this face because now ive been accused of speeding through this guys neighborhood for like the past 8 minutes
and the guy has this face looking at both of us
and then he left and that was the last time i saw him.
haha, people are idiots.
If someone is speeding through your neighborhood, you call the police.
driving home to where i lived until a year ago, there was a guy who got so sick of people "speeding" by his house (on a VERY busy road with wide lanes) he stood outside of his house with a video camera and recorded me as i drove past (admittedly going maybe 5 over the limit posted). I waited for the cops to start posting up on the road but never saw anything.